I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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