"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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