yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
