therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
