Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I lost the right to judge tonight
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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