Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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