i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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