You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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