exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
