I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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