The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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