i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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