I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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