he shaved USA in his pubs
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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