you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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