she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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