Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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