Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
