he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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