loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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