I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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