I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
where am i from again
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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