How'd it feel making her break her religion?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.