were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday