Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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