I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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