North Korea, Best Korea!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
pray to the hookup gods
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