absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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