You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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