yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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