you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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