I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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