remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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