You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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