i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
How naked do you want me to be?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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