It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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