I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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