Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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