I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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