Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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