You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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