that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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