Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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