hotel room ftw
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
