I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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