When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
