booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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