My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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