Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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