brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I woke up under a house in Key West
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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