We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
