Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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