Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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