Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
What did we do last night that was yellow?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Come see our sink grown plant.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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