i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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