You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
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if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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