Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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