i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Alive.
So much puke
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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