you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Oh god it's open bar.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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