Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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