So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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