Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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